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The Bill Carrera CD Reviews
Welcome to the EvO:R Carrera Reviews Section.
I would like to take a few minutes to introduce myself to everyone. My name is Bill
Carrera and I am the new music reviewer here at Evor. I wanted to let you know a little
about my thoughts on music. It's important to let the people that I review know how I
think of and listen to music. First of all I believe that if your music sucks then
the world should know about it! After all, you have the nerve to charge as much for
your stuff as the majors do so it better be pretty damn good, and if it is, I'll also
tell the world. I'll hold nothing back!
Bill Carrera
Jupiter
Midwest Unchecked
Let me start by saying, very interesting art. You guys gots a real
proffessional package. Yeah, I get it and it doesn't disturb me even though
you think it should, Brier Lupin, but I am a sucker for catchy eye candy.
This disc starts off sounding like something off the Six-String Samari
soundtrack. OK, now you've got my attention. Then there's this bounce over
which lands on this B-52s "i'm not gay, or am I" groove. But wait, let's
bounce again, now "We are not men, we are Devo, but we get girls" kind of
thing. No Jupiter, I'm not busting on you guys and gal. This is one of the
most interesting, enjoyable listens I've had in a while. After endless hours
of top 40 mindless dribble on every radio station, American Idol commercials
which have invaded our news media at the point of being more important than
murder, which isn't a bad idea when applied with the latter, and countless
car commercials that make ageless classic rock songs seem old, I needed this
refreshment. I like the way Jupiter can think for themselves. Makes me wish
it was a disease that was rapidly spreading.
Still, I'm left with one question. Is there a written or un-written rule
somewhere that every person or group that puts out an album must use a
mega-phone on it at some point. Call me crazy, but these things I must know.
Here's a pointer, and yes, you may quote me,"If the rule is written, please
ignore it, if it's un-written forget about it. Mega-phones are un-original,
annoying, and should only be used for crowd control. Right Adolph?" If you
come across a producer that even hints that a mega-phone should be used,
take turns pounding him/her in the head with a rolled up Sunday Paper
wrapped around a digital delay rack unit until his/her skull is fractured.
Just a suggestion. Why am I saying all this. Hey, Jupiter, you have a solid
product, a cool image, great ideas, a big sound, good pipes, all the tools,
and originality on your side. Don't lower yourself with parlor tricks. You
have no need for them, and you've won a fan.
End.
Samples from the CD
/ theme from jupiter/
kung fu grip barbie/
le car/
/ pony in D/
hms disco balls/
one shinee train/
/ the black hole doesn't want me/
red antenna/
lupins/
/ pissy pussy pants/
sinking city/
midwest unchcked/
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Our sinister drummer/
Want Bill Carrera to review your music?
Since 2007 Bill has opened is reviews to bands outside the EvO:R group so he will be accepting submission
going forward. All reviews will be honest and above all, very interesting.
To submit your CD for review simply send your CD to:
Bill Carrera
EvO:R Reviewer
544 Bar None Rd
Forsyth, Ga.
31029
Reviews will appear in the order that CD's are sent so don't delay
as it takes a couple weeks now and we just got started!
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